functionability

An imaginary word that describes the capacity for something to work as it's designed.

I was able to listen to my cds because of the functionability of my car stereo.

by Mr. Technically February 3, 2009

functuation

a verb meaning to funk something up

"man i just gave that geography lesson some real functuation!"

by Empo Jr May 16, 2008

High functioning alcoholic

Someone who always drinks too much and whose life is falling apart because of it. ... Some people seem to be just fine even though they abuse alcohol. Experts call these people “functional” or “high-functioning" alcoholics."

Even though we never see Sarah sober, it doesn't get in the way of her life.

Sarah being a high functioning alcoholic has a sucessful life, job, and family.

by Kenztenz July 30, 2017

Form over Function

Ok so, I have an Apple TV. And I've been watching Harvey Birdman, and every morning I wake up and I sit on my recliner just to watch the program that Brett Buck calls "Must-see TV". It's all fun, good- and... fun until I try to get up or my cat bites my penis and I get scared, start flailing around. Then the TV remote falls into the cushions, and I have to get up and spend the next 10 minutes looking for this tiny piece of garbage. This is the definition of "form over function": a touchpad that's too sensitive dd-d--s-s-d-- it's so fucking thin it phases through matter. I hate this object, this is the bane of my incredibly uninteresting life.

Person 1: Hey what cool new thing did you buy?
Person 2: An Apple TV
1: That thing is the literal definition of form over function...

by WackyH May 11, 2021

functionable

Able to function after a long night of partying.

I have to be functionable at 6 am!

by Amy December 19, 2003

functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

funoobs

Combination of the words Fun and Balloons, also known as boobs funoobs have a certain vigor and youth to them.

Sonja's funoobs are fan-fucking-tasic, they jiggle and wiggle in a way that makes me have a happy panda face!

by JDeanB March 19, 2008