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fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.
Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”
by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018
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Flizzy

Slang hailing from Essex county New Jersey meaning Flare
lemme tap that flizzy big homie
by ohshines November 27, 2019
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fuzzy walrus

A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.
Dude I totally gave Erin a fuzzy walrus last night, it just shot out of her nose
by Viking Of The West Coast November 7, 2007
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Get Fuzzy

The best comic strip in the world, even better than Calvin and Hobbes.
by Max December 11, 2003
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fuzzy wuzzy

A racist slur for blacks in England. Originated from a Kipling poem entitled "Fuzzy Wuzzy."
So 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, at your 'ome in the Soudan;
You're a pore benighted 'eathen but a first-class fightin' man;
An' 'ere's to you, Fuzzy Wuzzy, with your 'ayrick 'ead of 'air -
You big black boundin' beggar - for you broke a British square!
by USP August 22, 2006
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Get Fuzzy

Now you gotta love any strip with a cat named Bucky who puts dents in everything... unless of course you're a Red Sox fan.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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fuzzy-wuzzy

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?
by JNJ April 23, 2005
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