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Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
by NewDude12 May 5, 2021
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bottom feeding grub

Typically a commonly named grub called the LankWayne or RancidLuci from the lowest of the low class of grubs. They're hairy and disgusting. They eat all the putrid shit found in the gutter from which it lives and spend their sorry existence telling these made up trash stories.
Did you hear about that/those bottom feeding grub now?!

I'm so glad I'm not a bottom feeding grub! I like showers and accurate info!
You're a bottom feeding grub, clean your act up!
by Pot'O'Crystal December 18, 2022
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Feeding the Meter

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.
by The_Buddy June 18, 2011
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feeding the sea bass

taking a good healthy dump, sending a care package to an other worldly place, raising the river level.
Q.: Man, what you doing in there?
A.: Just feeding the sea bass.
by t-bear October 7, 2003
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balls ass freezing

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!
by Emac2040 November 26, 2007
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feeding the chickens

A greeting, usually signified by one person wiggling their fingers in an upward like manner while the other person places their hand ontop of sed person's hand and reflects that action. Once you have "fed the chickens" both persons must then call each other bitches and return to what they were previously doing.
feeding the chickens
guy 1: *wiggles fingers
guy 2: *wiggles fingers
guy1 and guy2: bitch
*walk away*
by CrazyEight October 28, 2009
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Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.
by ember33 July 15, 2011
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