"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
A type of disease where you lose your hair, become a rapist and a pedophile. Mostly found in the Abu Foul family tree.
"Ibrahim as gotten Rafiq Abu Foul Syndrome, I'm sorry ma'am"
Sentence one depicts a doctor telling Ibrahim's mom that he has RAF Syndrome
Sentence one depicts a doctor telling Ibrahim's mom that he has RAF Syndrome
by Joseph Diliani June 13, 2022
When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
by OyeMyBallz September 02, 2023
by yeonjunsrkive August 17, 2024
A person makes a boo boo, big bad also known as major maximo fuckadoo shitstorm. They are caused by the rankest of shit winds from the shitty valley in shit city (also known as "shitty city".
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Example: a bitch lets a piece of shit right as you pull out to drain your brain on her fence and then giggles. "
Damn son that bitch is foul!" Your bro says as you fist bump and switch around to let him throw his hotdog down the hallway. **exception: this only pertains to dragons, butterfaces, or general ragged hags. If shes up to a 8 or better you keep that ho to yourself
by Pseudocyanide May 31, 2022
Being attacked tree to one.
Winning a fight against three to one and not getting any respect and killed.
Eat you up and spit you out.
Letting someone die because they don't comprehend the truth but only helping them live when you realize you don't even understand.
Winning a fight against three to one and not getting any respect and killed.
Eat you up and spit you out.
Letting someone die because they don't comprehend the truth but only helping them live when you realize you don't even understand.
They couldn't win the game so they started using rules that not every one knows about.
Seeing the girl who will turn into a woman you want but relizing she's going to be in love so you start a war so her love can die in combat or doing evil so her boy that will become a man never goes through puberty and spend his life playing around to much.
Realizeing you found your love and are afraid because you are grossly outnumbered that even your vibes can put you in danger.
Foul is not good.
Seeing the girl who will turn into a woman you want but relizing she's going to be in love so you start a war so her love can die in combat or doing evil so her boy that will become a man never goes through puberty and spend his life playing around to much.
Realizeing you found your love and are afraid because you are grossly outnumbered that even your vibes can put you in danger.
Foul is not good.
by Jay is February 19, 2021