Technical Foul

When you break Whitey Duvall's house rules.

If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)

Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Rafiq Abu Foul Syndrome

A type of disease where you lose your hair, become a rapist and a pedophile. Mostly found in the Abu Foul family tree.

"Ibrahim as gotten Rafiq Abu Foul Syndrome, I'm sorry ma'am"
Sentence one depicts a doctor telling Ibrahim's mom that he has RAF Syndrome

by Joseph Diliani June 13, 2022

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Reach around foul

Reach around foul: when you’re playing basketball and you reach into your buds pants and he cums right away.

Hey bud, you wanna play some basketball? Sure, reach around foul? Oh ya bud you’re going to dirty those pats.

by Horny Thornley April 2, 2020

Foul fishy snatch

A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge

OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

Foul cloud

The pocket of air following a person breaking wind

He was nearly sick when he walking into the foul cloud from Mich's fart

by MattMuz September 25, 2020

no harm no foul

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar

dad no harm no foul right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance

by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022