Zargel foofer

Somone who gargels dog urin

"Hey! I saw what you did with your dog! you zargel foofer!

by Sumone yov hesard of March 25, 2003

Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.

"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."

by J-dog April 25, 2005

Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.

She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.

by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011

fooder

A craving for food!

Zach is on a fooder after smoking pot!

by cowlitzron April 21, 2017

Fooser

Someone who is extremely hot.

"Oh my god, how hot is he?" "Yeah I know, what a Fooser".

by William Elderberry January 31, 2007

former

A previous lover, one night stand or anything in between. Used when refering to a past relationship in which there is no global terminology.

Mary: Why are you averting your gaze from that Starbucks barista?

Johnny: He's a former of mine. We went out for two weeks before he stopped returning my call, so I poisoned his ferret.

Mary: ...

by lysander9 December 9, 2008

foofer

That sexy-ass crease on a woman between the back of the upper leg and the apple bottom.

I go to Hooters just to drown my sorrows in foofers, cleavage, beer, and hot wings.

by Gingabread March 24, 2011