footsweep

To use your feet, especially with the aid of the socks, flip flops or slippers on them, to sweep the floor instead of using an actual broom or vacuum cleaner.

There were dust bunnies the size of Wyoming on the floor when I noticed my friend Rachel unexpectedly pulling up the driveway. My knee-jerk reaction was to swiftly footsweep the dust bunnies away from plain view in a futile attempt to conceal the grubbiness of my house.

by temporal fugitive March 31, 2011

FOTS

Freedom of the speech.

Porn is about fuckin´ FOTS, man...

by Master of plants December 31, 2009

Foetus

A bulge or growth that a woman has in her stomach that looks strange and creepy when she does not have the excuse of being pregnant. It is kind of like a beer belly that is caused by excess drinking of canned energy drinks.

What is wrong with Jos's stomach? It looks like she has a foetus growing out of it.

by Dancin Boy October 10, 2008

footscratchyitis

A MEDICAL condition where one must scratch their feet.

I have footscratchyitis.

by Dr. Schoull December 4, 2011

Money Frets

Any fret higher than the twelfth fret on a guitar.

Man that's a bitchin' solo, he's totally hitting the money frets.

by ROCKKKKKK March 9, 2009

fetson

your feet.

those things below your ankles

you sure do have some pretty little fetsons!

Let me slap my brogans on these old fetsons and trip the light fantastic.

by auraofpeace July 25, 2006

footskitball

its a game i created its a mix of football and uhhhhhhh skitball heh

dem bitches be playin some muthafuckin footskitball

by chip whitley December 1, 2004