FOTS

Fuck on the side.

"Is Lauren your girlfriend?"
"Jen is my girlfriend, Lauren is my FOTS."

by TheFOTS August 28, 2009

FOTS

A PERSON THAT IS "Fresh On The Scene"

LOOK AT THE FOTS IN HIS NEW LEVIS , HIS CUFFS ARE 16 INCHES TALL , AND HE HAS A 7 FOOT POMPADOUR , HIS HONDA IS FLAT BLACK WITH RED RIMS !!! WHAT A FOTS !!!

by THE REAL DIRTY STEVE May 24, 2009

FOTS

Freedom of the speech.

Porn is about fuckin´ FOTS, man...

by Master of plants January 01, 2010

fot

descriptive word for an attractive girl who is somewhat overweight

After gaining twenty pounds, Sue went from hot to fot.

by gsp09 November 22, 2011

FOT

often used interchangeably with "fart"; an often noisy expulsion of flatus from the anus

He just ripped an enormous fot!

by Synn September 24, 2003

fot

(n) Festival of Touching

When you attend a party where no one is afraid to touch each other excessively.

Bring your lube, we are attending a fot.

by Joenathan21 October 15, 2009

Fot

One of those hilariously disappointing farts that just sound like you flicked a sprung mattress

Talk about disappointing I was expecting a polar bears growl and just got a fot.

by Rob. Holton June 07, 2013