nuke the douche flute

To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.

1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”

2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”

by AlexEldridge December 4, 2021

flute

an amazing instrument that makes the most beautiful music and is harder to play than any other instrument!!

the flute added a beautiful sound to the orchestra

by anonymous January 16, 2005

Fluxed up

Fucked up. Messed up.

Man 1: That show was fluxed man.
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: Ya know, Fluxed up.

by Fixie Skid March 8, 2010

Brass Flute

Prostitute

Thats a Brass Flute!!! Or Thats a Brass!!!

by alan12345 January 22, 2009

peruvian flute

is when there is 3 or more females stacked on top of one an other bending at the waist is such a way that all of the rear ends align with one an other making a slight resemblance to a Peruvian flute

oh man you see that group of sexy bitches over there I sure would love to Peruvian flute them

by maximus9000 November 18, 2017

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019

douche-flute

A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters

stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot

by Zham0310 July 9, 2017