"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

airplane flush

Having your balls sucked with the force of an airplane toilet ejecting poop.

"Dude, I went out with Charlotte last night and she was a freak...went down on me and gave me an airplane flush."
"Damn, what's that?"
"You know, when a girl sucks your balls so hard they're black and blue."

by fdDaddyDopeDick August 24, 2017

Tropical Flush

A mixture of bodily fluids (urine + semen) mixed together to form a cocktail of juices in the arse.

“It was so good I gave her a tropical flush last night!”

by JimCath7 December 20, 2018

BK Flush

A triple Whopper with cheese, onion rings King sized. Dip onion rings in ranch. Will make sure to flush out your bowels if you're constipated. You'll know it's working when you smell Burger King in the bathroom

I have a week's worth of food in me... I need a BK Flush before I go swimming.

by TheJobbers September 24, 2019

preemptive flush

A flush of the toilet prior to the end of a large bowel movement, intended to "preempt" the inevitable clogged toilet.

"Dude, I just passed a four pounder! Dodged the log jam too, with a mid-shit preemptive flush."

by pixeleyz August 17, 2009

trust flush

A trip to the restroom that consists of taking shit, wiping your ass with one single swipe, and flushing the toilet paper without checking to see how clean your ass is.

What was taking you so long in the bathroom?
Oh, I was just taking a trust flush.

by rolled_tacos March 24, 2019

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009