Floof/Floofer

A human that exhibits behaviors that are quirky and adorkable, like that of a dog/cat doing weird things. It is used as a form light teasing

You are such a floof/floofer. Reminds me of when my dog knocked my drink over with a bag over its head

by PhatBoiLotto April 28, 2022

floozie

Any girl, post-breakup, that isn't you that has touched your ex or has looked at her (or him for the straight folks) seductively or in a bicurious manner.

That redhead is a floozie.
That married girl...floozie.
That girl in the church...yep, floozie.
I could give two shits about all your floozies.

by Lilly Ledoux July 24, 2015

floogem

to run a dumb bitch over with your scooter

damn man, he floogemed that old lady

by jc May 13, 2005

Flozen

Noun.

1. A combination of the two words "Fluid Ounce" ( Fl. oz. ) used to describe a measure of Liquid.

2. Pop-Culture / New Zealand Slang term for a Pint of Beer with the Foam Blown Off

"Hey Bro , pass me a Flozen of Beer ! "

by TheSoapboxRanger July 7, 2011

flooder

A person who posts updates on Facebook so frequently that your newsfeed is literally flooded with their uninteresting statuses, photos, and videos.

"Dammit! I added a flooder on Facebook. She seemed so normal in person!"

by sc701 September 5, 2013

Floofer

A man that sniffs a womans warm bicycle seat.

On the hottest of days, Floofers will be on the prowl.

by Vektor December 8, 2003

floozie

fluid ounce

8 floozies of deliciousness in this can of coke

by cerveza January 29, 2015