Feces

Feces is poop, or stool. It comes from your digestive system when you eat.

"There's poop in the toilet!!!!"
"It's called feces you dumbass."

by big_oof October 29, 2020

Feces Milkshake

Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.

Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.

by Spic Dickuloid December 8, 2020

Fleckle

An incredibly small amount of something, usually intangible and around the size of a freckle or beauty mark. Similar to smidgen in use, but referring to smaller amounts.

"Hey, can you pass me a little bit of salt?"
"Just a fleckle?"
"Yeah, that should be enough."

by Dead End Studios March 30, 2022

Fleeban

Used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience.

Fleeban! I dropped my phone.

by Fleeban February 22, 2023

phantom feces

Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.

"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."

20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."

by StinkyTacoKisses December 2, 2017

Casual feces

When you take a shit and don't flush

I found some casual feces

by Casual feces June 23, 2021

busted flee

ugly-faced female

Jovan: Sit next to me
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came

Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee

by williet hughnot August 19, 2023