flaming ass

What occurs the next day after eating super hot food like 5 star tai food, habenearo pizza, etc.

What happens? You'll be sitting on the toilet, squeezing out a loaf, and you will begin to experience a excruciatingly painful burning sensation on the lining of your sphinkter. It feels like you are crapping fresh jalepenos. This pain (i.e. flaming ass) will last for at least an hour, and you'll be dreading the next time you have to take a shit.

Don't 5 star your pad tai, you'll get flaming ass!

by asswip'e October 23, 2007

Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.

I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

Guerrero Flaying

A fucking traumatizing video that only gore-addicted people could watch without getting sick of watching it.

It's a guy that is getting his head cut off while the other guy watches his death. Then the other guy gets sliced up and stabbed in the heart.

-Yo what is this Guerrero Flaying thing some people are talking about?
-A fucking graphic video that you shouldn't watch
-Why not
-Shut the fuck up and just don't watch it.

by MDKPlayz October 30, 2021

flaming knothole

This is the aftermath of consuming to many hot wings or other said hot foods.It is the day after snydrome of taking a dump and it feels like your asshole is on fire.The term can also be used to describe some fagot.

Wow those hot wings I ate last nite just gave me a flaming knothole.

by car tv February 26, 2010

Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").

My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.

by Maj Uso November 11, 2009

Flamingo Stink

A smell so unearthly that you have no other option but to turn and run in the complete and opposite direction.

After having that chili dog for lunch, Dave eventually let out a fart that could only be described as reeking of Flamingo Stink.

by JRB9903 September 26, 2012

Flamingo Prolapse

A variant of anal prolapse that only occurs with massive suction. This type of prolapse is quite different from your average prolapse. It peaks out of the anal cavity in a way like the Flamingos head sticks out of its own body.

The students in my class were astonished to see that Mr. Smith had severe Flamingo Prolapse.

by aGrot November 22, 2013