firepistol

Someone who is just a little pain in the ass/bitchy, as if they were a pistol that shoots fire.

Wow, such a firepistol

by trollisms May 6, 2016

Fireiarrhea

The aftermath of someone who has consumed a ghost pepper, and has the need to defecate in mass quantities with the aid of a popsicle or frozen toilet paper. There may be a need for ass reconstruction.

MOM, can you grab the frozen toilet paper? I HAVE VIOLENT FIREIARRHEA!

by Waya July 15, 2018

firelizard

scary man who loves to have sex with family guy characters.

Guy 1: Did you see daniel at the mall yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he was such a firelizard!

by Firelizardzucc December 6, 2018

Fireist

Someone who condones and endorses fires and the lighting of fires in Australia

What about that c*nt ScoMo, he’s an absolute fireist

by Kylie Jorge January 3, 2020

FiresIsHot

fires is very hot in fact he got to have his own urbandictionary page

FiresIsHot -Segfault

by FakeSegFault July 8, 2020

FiresIsHot

fires is hot -segfault
i would simp for fires -blume

FiresIsHot

by FakeSegFault July 8, 2020

Fireiarrhea

Just like it’s relative diarrhea, but add the burning fire dragons breath that flows from your anus. The sensation of something so hot, it feels like you’re shitting glass out your asshole.

I had some amazing (spicy) food today. Shorty after arriving home I had extremely bad fireiarrhea. Took me out the rest of the day. Had to shove an ice cube up my arse the rest of the day.

by Jakenotacop November 14, 2020