reading festival

To quote the BBC website, 'For Carling, the Reading and Leeds Weekend festivals are "very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males". The company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.' And mud.

A: You going to Reading Festival this weekend?
B: No, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.

by Alan Pardue September 21, 2005

festival toral

An ugly ass nigga who ears a lot

BOI: Can i come over im starving

Festival toral: naw i ordered a pizza for myself

by Vocallz May 23, 2018

Bronco festival

two or more ford broncos in one place at any given time.

A: "Hey Anthony check out that bronco festival"

B: "No, there is only one bronco...the other is a K5 Blazer. learn your shit...idiot"

A: "Ok. heres 30$"

B:"Give it here"

by anthonybroncfest April 29, 2010

Beaner Wiener Festival

When a bunch of enemies are gathered up in one place in call of duty.

Dude, I just mowed down a Beaner Wiener Festival with the death machine.

by From That Big Shlong 2 October 15, 2011

leeds festival

7.5 dirty moving sessions, mass respect to the leather trousers, fur, poppers, wee buckets, Boro flag, gazebo, and Joe Wastells massive DICK !!!!!!!!!

can't wait for leeds festival 09, live fast, die sessioned

by gomas July 24, 2009

Festival of Stooges

A large gathering of stooges (fools). This grouping applies to stooges in the same fashion that there is a murder of crows or a gaggle of Geese.

1. The Liberal party of Australia

2. Davo: "Went to parliament today, there were so many pollies in there it was a total Festival of Stooges."

Bazza: "Yep, couldn't be worse than Shoppo. The stooge to human ratio is tipped way into the balance of stooges.

by Timmy_222 October 2, 2009

Festival cancer

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009