fartonet

It's just me ;)

by fartonet July 27, 2003

Facon

Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)

As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.

by cpRtech July 17, 2007

Famon

Famon, description of the feeling of being without food by a large number of people and for a long time...(months or years).

Not to be confused with famine, which is the wide spread description of agricultural failure or crop failure condition of no food production.

Not to be confused with famished, which describes the feeling of an individual before eating for just a day or two and is just a euphemism for "I am hungry."

There was the feeling of famon throughout the land.
(Persistent hunger for a long time shared by large amounts of people, brings feelings of despair, hopelessness.)

I felt as though Famon had consumed by future.
(Use to describe a future with no satisfaction of living, or being. Only misery.)

by Geekster324324 January 1, 2012

fagonian

another word for a fag, flamer, or homosexual

that keith dale is a fagonian

by Jessyka February 19, 2004

Fatank

1- One who is quite large in body mass and volume like a tank; they will be able to eat more than most people.

2- One who has eaten more than his or her share of food, and should be reprimanded.

Josh ate three footlong subway sandwiches, what a fatank.

by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007

[faloner]

the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of pants



faloners come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

That lady over there has the nicest faloner.

by falonerboner January 6, 2009

Fathong

A fat lady's thong.

Yo, don't go in there! Dave's got a she-beast canklesaurus in his room. I found her fathong here in the common room.

by JJBlackbane May 24, 2010