florida

God's waiting room

Brother 1: "Well, Grandmas moving to Florida."

Brother 2: "Yep, she had a good run."

by colin raymond February 11, 2010

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Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

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Florida-Georgia Line

When your gut has been hanging over your pubic region so long there is a crease.

That man has a well-developed Florida-Georgia line. I hope he keeps it clean.

by kellyscott September 23, 2014

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Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.

Spring Hill, Florida is the site of Armageddon, as predicted by Revelations.

by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008

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Florida girl

a native Floridian girl who knows what it is to live in a swamp. Knows what black water is, how to swim around gators learned to swim before she could walk, and knows their is more to her beautiful Florida than that damn mouse

Ex. Hey wanna go down to the river? We can party like real a florida girl

by gatorbabe October 17, 2013

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Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

by dime bag darell May 28, 2006

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