faceshot

When a man shoots his liquid fire onto another's face.

Andrew Levy: "Shoot your cum on my face!"
Random Gay @ Cornell: "On your knees, bitch!"

by CUGSA July 20, 2008

faceshot

When the penis slips during the state of orgasm to aim and shoot the male in the face with his own cum. Normally he is laying down or reclined during sexual intercourse or masturbation. An accidental act.

During sexual intercourse with my partner, he/she suddenly jumped up from being on top and I received a faceshot! I think I got some in my mouth!

by $tephanie August 17, 2006

Faceism

A state of mind in which the Faceist person is convinced that he hates a person for the way their face looks. The goal of Faceism is to elimnate the Undesirables and promote the DESIRABLES. Faceism often includes killing and mindless torture of those who have the UNDESIRABLES. Don't wory plastic surgery will only make your death more painfull. Faceist Groups generaly torture their victims by dunking their heads in boiling water then putting their face on dry-ice.

Leaders who employ Faceism try to eliminate the undesirables.

by North Mountain King April 16, 2009

melt faces

This is what a shadow priest does in pvp.

Yo, how do shadow priests melt faces so well in pvp?

by ninj0r November 8, 2007

facespacer

someone who uses both facebook and myspace

sam: you gotta facebook?

jill: you gotta myspace?

jax: ITS ALL GOOD BABY! I GOT BOTH YOU FORGET IM A FACESPACER BITCH!!!!!!!

by jibbarousseau May 30, 2009

Faceshmooping

The act of posting a mushy, saccharine message to your significant other on Facebook, where everyone is forced to read it; a form of electronic PDA. See: the "Shmoopy" episode of Seinfeld.

"Did you see Johnny's birthday post to his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, that boy was seriously Faceshmooping. He must have come home without a gift or something."

by Brooksie380 July 16, 2009

Facespat

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.

Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."

by Phluker September 29, 2009