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Facespat

Calling out your spouse or family on Facebook, usually in your status updates.
Status update: "Kristy is chilling at home, pissed off at her husband Chris."

Guy #1 - "Hmm I wonder why Kristy is pissed at Chris?"

Guy #2 - "Dude, let it go - you don't want to get into the middle of a facespat."
by Phluker September 29, 2009
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Facespacetube Dick

Someone who spends all their time on either Facebook, Myspace, or Youtube, only to come to you the next day to share the "exciting" new features or uploads.
Guy 1: Oh man, did you go on youtube yesterday?
Guy 2: Yah, for a little.
Guy 1: Holy crap man, there was like a new Viral Video that came out at 5:30, a new (insert youtube star name here) video at 8, and I found a sick new channel!
Guy 2: Jesus christ, calm down. You are such a Facespacetube Dick.
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Guy 1: Dude it's like a disease. I think i'm a Facespacetube dick!
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: I was on facebook for 4 hours just realoading the page, and youtube for 5!
Guy 2: You totally are.
by BS-man November 3, 2009
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faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.
I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.
by MrFishMan January 10, 2011
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facespace

noun; verb; the combination of the two most popular networking sites frequently visited by today's most self-absorbed-nothing-better-to-do teenagers and adults attempting to hold on to their youth.
I'm so bored, wanna go on facespace?
Leave me alone I'm facespacing.
etc.
by kim rusch June 20, 2006
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FaceSpace / MyBook

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives
Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.
by leoguy85 February 21, 2012
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facestat

A website where people can upload pictures of themselves or others to be viewed, judged, and likely degraded by others.
facestat.com is fun, but harsh.
by lmk34 May 13, 2009
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Facespam

E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.
Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?
by aman13 January 22, 2011
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