Flabberfucked

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.

Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"

by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabbergas

when you can easily see a piece of skin hanging down from somebody else's neck.

You could easily see Mrs. Allen's flabbergas when she is yelling.

by ooglytoop7272 March 28, 2009

faber

One who sits in his/her front lawn in the middle of winter with his shirt off, drinking labatts blue light, all day, every day. Also "a professional blunt roller," and complete low life.

I'm a dirtbag, or a faber.

by Scrappledurn December 10, 2010

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

flabbergasted

slang for jills a fucking idiot.

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

by hahahahhahahahahaha1 June 30, 2009

flabbered

In which someones butthole is leaking

"Holy man your flabbered on my couch

by Twerkmasster99 November 5, 2014

flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017