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Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
by Nerezza January 21, 2009
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the flood

the flood is a series of creatures sent to scare and eat anything in its presence, and take take over human bodies but not covenant. Very ugly creatures with tentacles for arms and whip you in the face.
Ohhh shit! The zombie things are here. No shithead!!! that is the flood.
by MicPeps June 22, 2004
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Flash Flood

The phrase used to describe when you have a sudden intense urge to shit
Person A: I heard you got diarrhea last week.
Person B: Yeah. Had a lot of flash floods.
by Dasoderp December 15, 2016
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Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)
A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.
by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011
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content flood

Placing so much info onto the internet as to to detour potential stalkers.
I defeated them with a content flood filled with more and more pictures, so they stopped looking for me in real life.
by Johnny Walker Whiskey August 23, 2011
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Youtube Flood

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.
OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.
by xXGhostmanXx July 31, 2012
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bud flood

The act of shitting oneself upon drinking five or more bud lights in a sitting.
Ex. "Why were you in the shitter so long"

"Got the bud flood bruh"
"Oh. Gotchu fam."
by Zebrasnuggie June 8, 2016
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