Teppy-fied

Having spent too much time around T-Bone resulting in the over-usage of his unique language.

Man, I am so Teppy-fied that my family can't even understand me anymore.

by Big UUUUUUU March 1, 2011

shot fired

Said after someone declares an insult

Fat migit

Shot fired!!

by Lol words January 15, 2015

Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts

Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop January 18, 2019

Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

by CreoleInDC January 6, 2010

fuxed

A verb meaning "To make unstable or crash-prone". Often used in place of the verb "fixed".

Gateway fuxed your computer again?

by Tahitian Bob April 9, 2003

Filed under “E”

Expression mostly used by uneducated Anglophones, meaning “dead”. Heard after a few beers, in conversations held in the presence of French Canadiens. It comes from “filed under “H”, for history”, but with the speaker unknowingly believing that French “histoire” is spelled “E-stoire”.

I fucked her so hard last night, that her cunt is filed under E.

She filed herself under E after dropping the hair-dryer in the tub.

Startled by the heavy truck traffic, the rich bitch’s pink poodle darted towards the road; it was filed under E upon arrival at the Vet's clinic.

by Pilot January 21, 2004

alaskan firedragon

when a chick is giving a guy a blowjob, and he cums unexpectedly and plugs her mouth up with his hand and then says something like "i have syphilis" and she gets sick and spews it all out her nose.

Don't date billy, i was sucking him off and he gave me an alaskan firedragon.

by THIS IS MY ONLY DEFINITION April 6, 2005