dobby slowly inserted his long shlong into hermione, hermione moaned she loved it, she had never had such sexual intercourse, hagrid entered the room ''hi everyo-'' dobby was scared ''hagrid?'' he snapped his fingers and dissapeared dobby was gone... wHaT tHe FuCk WERE YOU JACKING OFF TO THIS???
-Harry potter fan fiction

by Carl Wheezer is dummy THICC January 27, 2020

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Fan Fiction

An extremely creepy, and often perverted, form of writing, if it can be called that. Usually the author is a crazed Fangirl who either wants to add themselves into a story, or have a love life with a celebrity they otherwise have no chance with, or pair two people in a way that should honestly never come to mind. Fan Fiction is often badly written by illiterates, and usually features some, quite frankly, disturbing scenes. I advise anyone who still has their sanity, or something similar to it, to steer clear of fan fiction. It's traumatising, and truly, you'll never be the same again.

Some strange fangirl wrote a fan fiction call The Milk Fic. No one will ever recover from this.

by CrusaderAgainstFanFiction January 6, 2014

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a kick ass movie starring ben stiller and meg ryan about some police guys who are trying to find this man who pissed in this like totally holy river.
awesome totally 5 stars.

we gotta get this motherfucker who pissed in the river of satchoowa

by ben January 18, 2005

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