fagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

Uncle Fester

An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.

by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004

Fater

Somone who lives their life according to fate, accepting the outcomes as the only possible course of events, and does not think about what MAY have been IF something else happened.

Opposite: un-fater

it is easier to exemplify un-fater:

person 1: "If I bought that lottery ticket I would have been able to go on a huge overseas holiday"
person 2(fater): "You are SUCH an un-fater"

by David Bellingham June 12, 2008

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

fagternity

used to replace the term fraternity so as to explain what they are truly about

the kappa sigs are the biggest fagternity on campus

by tyler March 9, 2005

Tub Farter

A person, male or female, typically a teen who farts in a bath tub full of water and pops the bubbles to smell the water filtered fart.

Tom farts in the tub then smells it!
sally is a tub farter.

by chris50M January 12, 2006

fasterbator

A masturbator who is going for speed.

A fasterbator went into an airplaine bathroom with a copy of Hustler. He came out 23 seconds later panting, sweat pouring down his face. He achieved a new record, and was scowled at by everyone as he walked back to his seat.

by pooploop00 June 17, 2013