failed

To fail at an endeavor. To not succeed.

Ron was a completely failed at life until he shot himself then he succeeded at that.

by rons son February 14, 2008

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va te faire foutre

French insult: 'fuck you'

Va te faire foutre enculé !

by Marianne January 18, 2004

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False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008

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false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.

Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

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faisal

A popular male name in South Asia, and few arabic countries

One of Saudi Arabia's king was named Faisal

A popular male name in South Asia, and few arabic countries

One of Saudi Arabia's king was Faisal

by RS Player May 1, 2005

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False

Dwight Schute's signature reply in The Office

A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.

*Jim Halpert is impersonating Dwight*

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black Bear.

Dwight: That's debatable...

by Starkid1111 January 24, 2011

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A short phrase that you can say when somebody's joke ''fails''. This could be due to nobody laughing, or you just not finding the joke funny. This could also be after a long period of this person trying to be funny and consistently failing at it. A consistent calling out of somebody's jokes failing is proof of that person being unfunny. This person needs this, so that they can understand and improve their behaviour.

Mateusz: Louis is so short, that climbing one step, is like climbing Mount Everest.

Felix: Joke failed, you're just not funny dude, it's the 5th time today.

Louis: Yeah, quit trying to be the funny guy

by Bundinkalegend May 21, 2022

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