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call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.
A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
by Garret February 3, 2005
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facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook
Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook
by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010
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facebook timeline

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
by sanotorum January 2, 2012
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Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
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facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.
"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
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Grace Face

1. The type of girl that every guy loves and every insecure girl hates.

2. The most loyal friend or girlfriend anyone could hope and pray for. A Grace will encourage, motivate and believe in you when no one else does. By her sheer will alone as a result of her love you will achieve greatness.

3. A one-of-a-kind original. If you ever meet a Grace, you will never forget her. She draws you in like a moth to a flame, her effervescent personality will charm even the most hard-hearted. She'll make you laugh, make you think and sometimes make you cry. But one things for sure, she will make you feel something.

4. Mysterious. You can spend your whole life and will never fully understand the depths of a Grace. She's like the ocean, only few can make it to explore all of her mysteries. She's simultaneously open and aloof, free-spirited and guarded. If you don't know her you've probably got it ALL wrong. But if you get to know her, you'll never, ever be the same.
1. Insecure girl- Oh no, that girl is smarter, prettier, hotter, more talented, more interesting and kinder than I am.

Honest guy- yeah she is kind of amazing, that's Grace.

Insecure girl- *crying in jealousy* I'll make up vicious rumors and hate on her in hopes it will make me feel better about myself

2. Guy- Man, when I had no one and nothing Grace was there for me.

Guy 2- Wow, dude she sounds awesome.

3. I've never met anyone like her, that girl's such a Grace face!

4. There's a place where one blue rose grows among the dandelions. No one knows how it got there, but we're so glad it came. It's such a Grace.
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by Janinazzz January 14, 2012
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Facebook Inflation

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.
Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there
by lafayette69 June 23, 2011
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