If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.
A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
by Garret February 3, 2005
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Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.
Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.
Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!
You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
by sanotorum January 2, 2012
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Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"
Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
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2. The most loyal friend or girlfriend anyone could hope and pray for. A Grace will encourage, motivate and believe in you when no one else does. By her sheer will alone as a result of her love you will achieve greatness.
3. A one-of-a-kind original. If you ever meet a Grace, you will never forget her. She draws you in like a moth to a flame, her effervescent personality will charm even the most hard-hearted. She'll make you laugh, make you think and sometimes make you cry. But one things for sure, she will make you feel something.
4. Mysterious. You can spend your whole life and will never fully understand the depths of a Grace. She's like the ocean, only few can make it to explore all of her mysteries. She's simultaneously open and aloof, free-spirited and guarded. If you don't know her you've probably got it ALL wrong. But if you get to know her, you'll never, ever be the same.
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Honest guy- yeah she is kind of amazing, that's Grace.
Insecure girl- *crying in jealousy* I'll make up vicious rumors and hate on her in hopes it will make me feel better about myself
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Honest guy- yeah she is kind of amazing, that's Grace.
Insecure girl- *crying in jealousy* I'll make up vicious rumors and hate on her in hopes it will make me feel better about myself
2. Guy- Man, when I had no one and nothing Grace was there for me.
Guy 2- Wow, dude she sounds awesome.
3. I've never met anyone like her, that girl's such a Grace face!
4. There's a place where one blue rose grows among the dandelions. No one knows how it got there, but we're so glad it came. It's such a Grace.
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Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
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Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
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