ass explosion

There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping

Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!

by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner

When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.

by Iliekurass June 9, 2014

explosive fuck

When you fuck to hard that you have diarrhea

"I had a explosive fuck with jessica yesterday"
"He seems the type to have a explosive fuck"

by anonymous May 30, 2019

Chernobyl explosion

When a group of hairy men rub each other vigorously until explosion in a paper cup

Oh my god did you see that Chernobyl explosion in the alley behind the crack den.

by hello lady May 17, 2015

joy explosion

Slang term for ejaculation or orgasm.

The sound of the couples' simultaneous joy explosions woke everyone in the neighboring motel rooms.

by kerouac_komplex March 28, 2011

Explosive Head

When you give head so damn good they cum and blow your brains out

My girl was giving me explosive head when I came and blew her brains all over my ceiling

by Cincosocks October 25, 2016

explosive rounds

A type of moist, mass dense fart that brews in your system when you least wanted to. often a result of insufficient wiping prior to going about daily business. the formation of butt cheese. despite the entire process being completely intestinal, leftover bits from stools past may attribute to the Skid marks left in the wake of the blast, providing for an unpleasant experience, both social and private.

"Oh god man, what happened at the all you can eat Mexican buffet, let's just say I loaded some explosive rounds.

by butthole re-generator September 27, 2018