Excluviant

Something that is better better than bad; it's good! (Just like log)

My, merve, what an excluviant depiction of a horse eating it's own head, that is!

by Hugh Nibley December 14, 2008

Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.

"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

Exclusive

Referring to a closed or private party, but wanting to use a clever word to sound smart. Mostly used by spoiled children who watched "Gossip Girl."

Yaaa...I kinda alreaday told ya....mai partay ez Exclusive.

by itsChadWarden May 3, 2009

Exclusive

only little bitches agree to this. gives a man/woman exclusive rights to pork your junk, but they don't have to admit they are associated with you in public. sucks to suck.

why doesn't he take her out in public?" "because they're only exclusive

by PrincessSaucyDiamondPants February 26, 2011

exclusives

exclusives (see jumpoff, jump off)are things that just came out especially air ones or jordans but it can be anything hot really.

where you get them jeans from? those sum exclusives.

by dtowngurl84 March 29, 2009

aboriginal excuse

Da lame-a** "hardship-justification" retort of, "Well, the natives in the jungle don't have any ___, but THEY seem to manage just fine, so quit yer whinin'!" dat is impatiently/insensitively snorted at someone who is complaining/objecting about a particular inadequacy in his present environment; i.e., a lack/insufficiency of such basic-to-reasonably-tolerable-living things as toys/entertainment, air-conditioning, transportation, palatable-to-him food, etc. Often this arrogant reasoning is totally invalid, of course, since like as not whatever disagreeable condition dat is being objected to is indeed unacceptably harsh or distressing, and thus should indeed be remedied or alleviated... just because some backwoods primitives residing thousand of miles away happen to live a certain way usually has nothing whatever to do with what is reasonable for everyday life in a civilized world, especially with modern technology (one should seldom use da "Think how hard/thin our dirt-poor ancestors had to live!" excuse, either) and assistance-programs dat will often provide for these types of basic-comfort needs.

The infamous/hypocritical "Sheriff Joe" --- who has since been convicted of multiple catastrophic financial and human-rights atrocities --- used to carry the "aboriginal excuse" concept to a whole new level of brutal mistreatment: complained to about the 110-degree-plus temps at his prison's infamous tent-city, he once said, "Well, it's 120 degrees in Iraq, and our soldiers are living in tents, and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths!" Again, of course, this is a totally invalid argument --- just because servicemen sometimes have to endure severe conditions, that does not have anything to do with what is reasonable for the rest of us to withstand under fairly-ordinary circumstances.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019