extinction level event

Extinction Level Event/E.L.E.

In 2027 there could be an extinction level event.

by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 11, 2019

Not a fun little event

When Wii Sports Club forgets the blue ridge at the top of the spine's box art.

Adam: Hey, have you played Wii Sports Club?
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.

by CombsRKewl September 30, 2020

The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021

Political extinction event

An event that causes, or has the potential to cause, numerous people, organizations, political parties, and, in some cases, politically ideologies to become less common to the point where they are no longer are discussed and or are active in politics

The presidential election of 2020 was a political extinction event for certain political parties. Some parties that were affected may include Independent Party of Connecticut, American Delta Party, Reform Party of Florida, and Independence Party of New York.

by Vanguard 1998 July 3, 2021

Black Duck Event

Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.

"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."

by toms35 August 18, 2021

The Yves Event

When someone is so enthralled with a subject that people begin affiliating them with it exclusively, weather they're obsession is driven by love or hate for the subject.

"Chris? He's definitely a furry. They're all he ever talks about."
"No actually it's the total opposite, he fuckin hates em."
"Oh shit, the Yves Event strikes again."

by pluto_matters December 20, 2021

Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event

While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.

Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.

by hazeyez October 16, 2022