Equitearoones

The repetitive relapse of a relationship, involving two people who fall in and out of love with each other on a regular basis.

Person one - Hey Bill and Julie are going out again

Person two - Really? That's like five times.

Person one - I know, Bill always Equitearoones with his girls

by WordCreation January 12, 2014

equipment operator

A man who typically uses sex toys on his self, primarily anal toys. Also known to love m4m interactions. And being the recipient of multiple male partners

Man I think I'm going to be a equipment operator all weekend

by 8675308 May 6, 2016

Equinosexual

A person (he, she, it, them, they) who sexually identifies with animals that are related to or resemble a horse.

As an equinosexual, Tijuana is my favorite frugal summer time vacation spot because of how cheap the donkey shows are.

by Bistec June 27, 2016

Equifucked

Faced with identity theft of financial damage due to no fault of your own due to the Equifax breach.

I might as well go shopping and running up my credits cards since my credit scored is probably equifucked anyway

by Beccaboo w April 19, 2018

Equiphile

Somebody who feels a deep emotional attraction to equines, and may prefer them to human companions/sexual partners. Feels compassion towards the animal, unlike Beastialists.

Person 1: "Dude, you're going back to the ranch already? You spend *all* your time there!?"
Equiphile: "What can say? I'm an equiphile"

by THE NERDY MANIAC June 23, 2018

equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Equify

When you try to use equal and justify at the same time.

Its the cold war. You are the one argueing and i'm trying to make this equify.

by asdfghkdfie February 5, 2019