by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater
Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad
OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad
OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018

by sknh July 30, 2025

An individual which has a thumb known only to gods and an apetite for pubecent boys. These "things" are born ones every milion years and are often considered retarded.
by Pappsen December 17, 2022

by anonymous April 30, 2020

When you want to say that someone is toxic and a drama Queen you say that he's an Emil. Emils are usually people with a big ego and a selfish soul. They only conplain about themselves and don't care about others. They always play the victim and they are stubborn as hell but in a bad way. They suck.
by TheOneWhoSpillsTheTea May 15, 2020

An annoying dude. He is a bad friend and doesn’t even know the color of the french flag but calles himself a frenchman. He is a bad friend. He is a gamma boy who desperately wants to be alpha like his friends Sofie and Nancy
by Cool alpha girl May 13, 2022
