Weed stored ONLY for emergency purposes such as:
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
1) If there is ever a drought...
2) If (or when) your parents catch your stash -- because they almost always find your pot at some point in time, whether your thirteen or thirty years old - it doesn't matter, they'll find your sizzle somehow/someway.
3) If you get robbed
4) If the cops confiscate your MJ
5) If your girlfriend breaks up with you and takes the kids...and the weed
Jay: Dude, I heard you got pulled over by the cops and they took all your pot!
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.
Ant: Duuuuuude, don't worry, man. I have my emergenweed at home.
Jay: Sweet. Let's smoke some weed.
by Louie Lupo July 30, 2011
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Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
Nip Nip Emergence is what happens when a woman gets cold and/or wet and/or has a bad bra.
Nip Nip, as in nipples, and emergence as in a combination of emergency and emerging.
1. Person 1: Dude! Is this a good bra or a bad bra?
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
Person 2: Bad bra! You have some nip nip emergence going on!
2. Person 1: Damn! I'm soaked and freezing!
Person 2: Yeah, I could tell by the nip nip emergence.
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The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
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Get the Federal Emergency Management Agency mug.1) A medical or behavioral condition of which the onset is sudden. It manifests itself by symptoms of such severity that a prudent lay person with an average knowledge of medicine and health could reasonably expect that the absence of immediate medical attention would result in: placing the health of the afflicted person in serious jeopardy; placing the health of an individual with a behavioral health condition or others in serious jeopardy; causing serious impairment of the individual's bodily functions; causing serious dysfunction of any bodily organ or part; causing serious disfigurement of the afflicted individual.
2) Any instance for which, in the determination of the President, federal assistance is needed to supplement state and local efforts and capabilities to save lives and protect property and public health and safety or to lessen or avert the threat of a disaster in any part of the United States. Emergency Program: The interim program of the National Flood Insurance Program as implemented on an emergency basis to provide a first layer of subsidized insurance before the detailed risk studies from which actuarial rates are computed have been completed.
3) A. Any occasion or instance--such as a hurricane, tornado, storm, flood, tidal wave, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, landslide, mudslide, snowstorm, fire, explosion, nuclear accident, or any other natural or man-made catastrophe--that warrants action to save lives and to protect property, public health, and safety (FEMA definition). B. A sudden occurrence demanding immediate action that may be due to epidemics, technological catastrophes, strife or to natural or man-made causes (World Health Organization definition).
4) any sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action
2) Any instance for which, in the determination of the President, federal assistance is needed to supplement state and local efforts and capabilities to save lives and protect property and public health and safety or to lessen or avert the threat of a disaster in any part of the United States. Emergency Program: The interim program of the National Flood Insurance Program as implemented on an emergency basis to provide a first layer of subsidized insurance before the detailed risk studies from which actuarial rates are computed have been completed.
3) A. Any occasion or instance--such as a hurricane, tornado, storm, flood, tidal wave, tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, landslide, mudslide, snowstorm, fire, explosion, nuclear accident, or any other natural or man-made catastrophe--that warrants action to save lives and to protect property, public health, and safety (FEMA definition). B. A sudden occurrence demanding immediate action that may be due to epidemics, technological catastrophes, strife or to natural or man-made causes (World Health Organization definition).
4) any sudden unforeseen crisis (usually involving danger) that requires immediate action
by IrishRepublicanArmy January 10, 2004
Get the emergency mug.A rich entitled girl that always asks the question, "Why?". She will also sometimes invite herself into your home.
by mclennon4life June 16, 2017
Get the Emerald mug.Synthetic idealism; synthetic nihilism; meta-nihilism.
Self-organized criticality; scale invariance; continuum.
Aesthetic and desire as a momentum from future to past.
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Self-organized criticality; scale invariance; continuum.
Aesthetic and desire as a momentum from future to past.
Futurekampf.
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