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top eight status

A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)
David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.

Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.

David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight

Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
by Gruby21 July 16, 2008
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red eight

Used to define people going crazy after seeing red eights everywhere. Most people enter a coma after 8 years of witnissing this phenomenon.
This person is about to be a red eight.
by Rentah July 6, 2018
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two and eight

It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...
"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."
by Gor Blimey Howard July 5, 2004
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Section Eight

01: A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

02: Any soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.

03: Any person that's considered: anti-social, mentally-ill, a wrong number, a lunatic, a madman, a unstabled personality, a unstabled creature or a deranged person.
Section eight as in what's going on in your head, not with you having Social and Rehabilitation Services paying the rent and et cetera, et cetera.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 8, 2004
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tray eight

thirty eight caliber handgun strap
a tray eight slug to your cranium
by jetck1 October 14, 2005
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aisle eight

The act of exploding or losing one's mind: cause to burst into violent release of energy/behavior.
Bro, did you see that chick? She just went aisle eight!
by King James the 3rd March 24, 2013
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dirty eight ball

The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.
Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
by Wheels45 July 9, 2017
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