A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)
David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.
Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.
David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight
Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.
David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight
Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.
by Gruby21 July 16, 2008
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02: Any soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
03: Any person that's considered: anti-social, mentally-ill, a wrong number, a lunatic, a madman, a unstabled personality, a unstabled creature or a deranged person.
02: Any soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
03: Any person that's considered: anti-social, mentally-ill, a wrong number, a lunatic, a madman, a unstabled personality, a unstabled creature or a deranged person.
Section eight as in what's going on in your head, not with you having Social and Rehabilitation Services paying the rent and et cetera, et cetera.
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Get the aisle eight mug.The act of positioning ones self and exposing ones genitals to distract an opposing player that is engaged in shooting the eight ball in a game of bar pool.
Egan: Hey did you win that game?
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
Ray: Yeah, guy was going for the win so I gave him a dirty eight ball and he scratched!
Egan: Haha fuckin right!
Ray: Fuckin A, I won two bucks!
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