When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
by dedwyf March 5, 2013
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Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me
Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me
Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
by Babexo November 14, 2013
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A dexterous dude, with circadian rhythm sleeping syndrome. He loves playing adventurous games and spending time on every social media platform getting into several info wars simultaneously.
A gamer dude who has recently developed a liking towards a really cute but nerdy girl. And he eventually gets together and improvising his dexterous abilities just to impress her.
A gamer dude who has recently developed a liking towards a really cute but nerdy girl. And he eventually gets together and improvising his dexterous abilities just to impress her.
Dan is an edsaraswat type of guy.
Dude, she's out of your league stop being edsaraswat.
I really wonna grow up to be an edsaraswat type of guy.
Dude, she's out of your league stop being edsaraswat.
I really wonna grow up to be an edsaraswat type of guy.
by Pickle_belly September 29, 2019
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Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....
Gives off serious Sagittarius energy....
I wish I could be Benjamin Edward Gordon
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
Girl 1: oh hey Ben!
*ben doesn’t bat an eyelid while he scuttles past spewing unidentifiable liquid.
People wish they could have Ben’s elegance.
by Typical Gemini March 31, 2021
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by Blue diamond 99 February 19, 2017
Get the Edward mug.A vampire that many girls see as the perfect guy. GET A LIFE, hes from a fiction book. and besides, if a vampire named edward does turn up one day, were guna blow the livin sh*t outa him. not addore him for feeding off livestock.
by wheredtheygo October 28, 2008
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by tintle September 11, 2004
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