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Easter Fools 

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.
Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.
Easter Fools by Sethtaros May 13, 2018

Easter bunny 

An made up bunny who is known for hiding Easter eggs and giving Easter baskets out to children
Oh m g there’s the Easter bunny

easter fairy claus 

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.
If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!

Easter Worshippers 

Easter Worshippers (pl.): Christians

In modern Australian parlance, things are named by their purpose, function, or other defining characteristic. For example, a toilet is commonly referred to as a shitbox. In this fashion, a Christian is referred to as an Easter Worshipper.
The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

On this holy weekend for many faiths, we must stand united against hatred and violence. I'm praying for everyone affected by today's horrific attacks on Easter worshippers and travelers in Sri Lanka.

Easter worshipper 

A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.
My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.

Easter Egg

Articles of clothing left and found in a surprise or unexpected fashion.
Oh shit, I didn’t realize my side chick left her underwear on the side of the bed and my girlfriend found the Easter egg.
Easter Egg by Rdshftr January 10, 2021