Chinese Gorilla Eating Dog

Yum yum yum, Chinese gorillas eat dog

Man you look like a Chinese Gorilla eating dog!

by you are mega homo August 2, 2019

window eating

See definition by JackOfStars above. Entry corrected for spelling and punctuation.

If you're so hungry, stop window eating and just grab something!

by JBeez March 30, 2013

erasing your fingerprints

Masturbating so violently that there is enough friction to erase the fingerprints on your masturbating hand.

Sorry man, I just watched that hot chick from That 70s Show and had to erase my fingerprints really fast.

Erasing your fingerprints?

You know, whack it.

by Bob McGillian January 12, 2011

intuitive eating

Invented by Steven Hawks, a professor at BYU in Utah. The idea is that you can eat whatever you want, but only when you are actually hungry. This idea in theory keeps you from desiring or craving foods a diet wouldn't allow you to have. Professor Hawks apparently lost 50 pounds by following this philosophy, along with exercise, and is advocating it as a healtier lifestyle than just counting calories and dieting all the time.

1) "Hm, I'm tired of dieting... maybe I'll try intuitive eating."

by killerfiller December 5, 2005

poop eating contest

A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.

by JarMan September 21, 2003

Eating her kitty

Going down on a woman/ Oral sex going down on her

I am going to be eating her kitty tonight.

by Butterfly Penguin August 19, 2017

eating children

cannabolism of the children kind

man 1: num num
man 2: what are you eating
man 1: im eating children, bro
man 2: lemme get in on that, but i want to make you aware this is cannabolism
man 2 and man 1: num num num

by yeetable_children April 2, 2021