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early bird special

take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm
After the movies I decided to give Susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had
by Aric & JenJen January 14, 2008
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Early bloomer

An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.
I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"
by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006
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early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.
Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.
by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007
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Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.
Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.
by Mark July 11, 2003
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Early 2000s

Times of trouble.

See, 9/11, dawn of the Bush II Reign, rise of Post-Grunge, emergence of Reality T.V, end of the American 'Golden Era' Economy. Rising oil prices, Dot Com Bubble.

Through and through the early 2000's (2001-2003) still had retained some extent of the late 90's culture and fashion but this began to fade into obscurity by 2004 and onwards. Also, the Sixth Generation of Video Games were included in this period. PS2, Xbox, and the little badboy that no one ever bought - the Gamecube.
My grandpa died 1 week after New Years 2001. My uncle then died on my birthday in May of that same year. Then September 11th happened four months later. And everything completely changed, then. Not just for me, now. But for for my neighbors, for everybody.

The Early 2000s were drastic times for America and the world.
by Pentrazemine September 10, 2013
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early 2000s

2000-2003/4 (depending on who you ask)
"oh Jimmy was born on January 2001, he was born in the early 2000s"
by thatscaryberry January 22, 2019
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The Indus people flourished by a river valley and many other tribes did so as well these are call early river valley civilizations
by Richiee2007 January 20, 2014
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