ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.

look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.

by doctor deez June 14, 2010

Emergency Frequencies

Here are some common emergency frequencies:

(in MHz)


000.5000 International Distress (CW)
002.1820 International Distress
002.6700 Calling to US Coast Guard
004.1250 Calling/Distress
006.2155 Calling/Distress
008.2570 Calling/Distress
012.3820 Calling/Distress
016.5220 Calling/Distress
027.0650 CB channel 9, emergency
034.9000 Military Low Band Calling
121.5000 International Distress
156.8000 International Distress
243.0000 International Distress

Monitor 2.182 MHz!

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 21, 2003

Emergency Bat

When presented with a particularly stressful situation in life, a male may choose to partake in an emergency bat to relieve stress and help cope with the situation.

For example, after several hours of attempting to pick up at Arcadia Hotel with no success, a male can head to the bathroom and have an emergency bat to relieve the stress induced by the inability to find a partner in which to fornicate with.

If he so chooses, the batsmen can perform the emergency bat right there on the spot. (NB: This practice is generally frowned upon and may result in an earlier than anticipated eviction from the designated strike out venue)

The emergency bat is not reserved only for occasions of strike out, it can be used in a multitude of situations. For example if an exam is more difficult than anticipated (perhaps a lack of study because of too much porn during swot vac), a male can head to the bathrooms and relieve some stress. Or if you are DJing at a venue and the crowd you are playing to is very indie and they do not take kindly to your Zoë Badwi remix that you spent hours preparing. A quick trip to the bathroom for an emergency bat mid set may sufficiently relieve the tension and give you the resolve to soldier on.

Guy 1: Just got rejected for the third time tonight, cannot take a trick at the moment.

Darryl: Shit mate. Maybe have an emergency bat or something and try again later?? Or you could switch to guys and just give up all together.

Guy 1: Fuck you darryl. But yes I will have an emergency bat.

by knackerbags May 29, 2011

emerging

Heretical mutation of Christianity that teaches there are no objective truths, and that Christian worship consists of deep breathing exercises and sycretism with pagan and non-Christian religions.

Driscoll used to be emerging, but over the years he has come to his senses.

by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007

Emergency walk

When you are at the breaking point of pissing or shitting your pants. You can't run because that would shake it all out.

Who left the shitty underwear in the men's room?
That guy doing the emergency walk a few minutes ago

by kennykenalot May 14, 2015

ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.

S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger

by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007

Bacon and Egger

A fart so raunchy that it makes you hungry. Sometimes smells partially like hard-boiled eggs.

Man, I just ripped a bacon and egger all over that guy's kitchen.

by Biggymcfinch January 8, 2006