doing any or all of the following:
-being lame
-buying pointless materials such as dvd's like seinfeld or buying brass knuckles.
-laughing like a creep
-being loyal to your friends and then going beyond that
-having no sense of direction when driving
-driving horribly when angry about something
-believing almost anything your friends tell you
-buying lunch for your friends occasionally or when they don't have money
-going to circuit city and out to lunch 3-4 times a week
-being obsessed with batman to the point where you want to bone him
-if you watch shows like gilmore girls and smallville
-being lame
-buying pointless materials such as dvd's like seinfeld or buying brass knuckles.
-laughing like a creep
-being loyal to your friends and then going beyond that
-having no sense of direction when driving
-driving horribly when angry about something
-believing almost anything your friends tell you
-buying lunch for your friends occasionally or when they don't have money
-going to circuit city and out to lunch 3-4 times a week
-being obsessed with batman to the point where you want to bone him
-if you watch shows like gilmore girls and smallville
"why did you just buy that dvd if you thought the movie was ok, you're totally douging-it-up"
"we're starting to hang out too much, stop douging-it-up"
"we're starting to hang out too much, stop douging-it-up"
by matt b. September 7, 2005

Un-godly acts of homosexuality usually involving a small to mid size rodent, a yard stick, and a jar of extra chunky peanut butter. Techniques vary from region to region, but done properly all doug sloppys will end in the same result extreme anal punishment.
by CB 220 October 3, 2010

Jedi Doug was the name of one of the jedi accademy's up and coming star pupils before he succumbed to the dark side. The dark side seduced him and turned him to what he is now, the evil and slightly more powerful, Darth The Mole. Darth The Mole has now successfully killed 63 Jedis including his old master Jedi Mark.His skills with a Saber are unrivalled and his knowledge of the force extensive. Darth The Mole is bettered only by Yoda and the emporer but is still learning the ways of the force and shall one day be the most powerful Sith Lord to ever exist.
Darth The Mole blocked Jedi Mark's low attack, flipped over his head and cut him clean in 2. And to think, he used to be that nice Jedi Doug
by NakedSnake May 13, 2005

A terrific slang term for a males Penis. You can use it to cover up what your really talking about in public.
by CHAAD September 17, 2005

by fdsafsdfsd June 2, 2020

imma go to the coffee house and judge people while i read 'On the Road' for the fourth time. then ill make love to Jack Kerouac in the back of barnes and noble- Doug ciraulo
by Jaxiescenx August 1, 2011

When smashing a girl from behind yell "Did sombody call Doug" then pull out and stand on a table and yell "dougy to the rescue" and smear a massive shit all over her chest saying "Dougy was here"
by The doug man21 September 12, 2018
