doosh

"Doosh" is the imaginary sound of a punch connecting with the jaw of an opponent, particularly used during pretend fighting by overly hormonal teenage boys imitating WWF when they should really be out improving themselves.

"Doosh, doosh, I was giving it, bam, bam, doosh" (Hand and arm movements are at your discretion)

by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

doosh

A person one dislikes.
Abreviation for douche

Man that guy was such a fucking doosh

by Kitty Basher March 9, 2004

dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

dooch

The part of skin between your balls and butthole

My dooch smells like cheese

by Da Bohl April 10, 2003

doosh

One who exhibits one or more of the following characteristics: self-importance/narcissism, egocentric, ethnocentric, racist, more dollars than sense, entitlement and anyone who thinks it's acceptable to wear plaid pants.

Bernie Madoff is a doosh.

by ElGreatDan0 April 19, 2009

dooshbag

Northeast Philadelphia motorcycle gang comprised of sexy non-harley hogs and hog riders that are susceptable to Pabst, boobies, hippie music and not wearing helmuts. *note: clarify which kind of dooshbag you are talking about by saying either 'in a good way' (which would mean gang member) or 'in a bad way' (a dickhead) after the actual word 'dooshbag'

eg.1:That guy Frank is a real dooshbag... in a good way!

eg.2:That Nicholas Cage is a real dooshbag... in a bad way.

by Dooshbags of NE Philadelphia September 8, 2006

Dooshtacular

To describe a person; someone you really don't like. Someone that will is a giant pain in the ass is Dooshtacular. Dooshtacular can also be used to describe something that is incredibly ridiculous and should not happen.

Instance One:

Mary: HOLY SHIT WYLER, YOU ARE SO FRICKIN' DOOSHTACULAR.
Wyler: Go suck a big fat cock you fat whore.

Instance Two:

Wyler: SHIT, Mathias changed the password again.
Tim: Oh man, how Dooshtacular of him.

by Sassin October 10, 2005