destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.

{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.

by ima90sbb February 20, 2009

Mom Destroyer

An Arabian camel jockey rag head bastard who is doped out on chalkboard dust beats the living shit out of his mam with lamps, slippery dildos, moltof KAKtails, etc.

Lee M. is a mom destroyer. His mam is so ripped now.

by Butt Eash November 12, 2003

Coochie Destroyer

Something or someone given the sex life nam “Coochie Destroyer” it means he destroy his victims in sex

Girl- the Coochie Destroyer destroyed me last night

by Susan Milnet March 25, 2021

distorded

1. v. to act crazy or unsensibly
2. v. to act igorantly
4. adj. tight (fashionable)

1. He is so high, he's distorted.
2. Stop ackin so distorted or you gone get yo ass kicked.
3. Check out da shoes on dat ride, dem rims distorted.

by Iesha "dragonluvher" Whiting June 22, 2003

dick destroyer december

Its meaning is could be found in the stars. But DDD literally means wank your boi until destroyed

Obi wan Kenobi: Anakin did you completed the dick destroyer december?
Anakin: My man I just broke it.

by Booby Shmurda November 1, 2018

Cooter Destroyer

You level up to cooter destroyer when you reach level 100 of cooter killer. To do this you must absolutely kill it with the ladies and get all the cooter you can possibly get.

Dude James leveled up to cooter destroyer I cant wait till I can too

by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.

Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.

by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012