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anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
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Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
by niggman star33 January 21, 2021
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going the distance

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.
Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.
by The Chort June 11, 2004
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Social Distancing

Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.
Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT
by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020
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distalk

a condition in which two talkative women meet by chance and try to continue talking at the same time, often trying to outdo the other without trying to listen to what the other is talking about, thus resulting in a babel that is incomprehensible to the other. May also be used of upwards of two garrulous women but the end result will be the same- just gibberish
When two or more talkative women meet, there will be no talk, just distalk.
by uttam maharjan February 17, 2010
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super distance

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.
Its been a super distance since I saw you last.
by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011
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dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.
My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.
by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016
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