Breaking Dishes

When a person intentionally sabotages chores to remove further obligation to do them in the future.

Wow, Travis really botched the laundry last week. I'm pretty sure he was breaking dishes so I wouldn't ask him to do the laundry again.

by dish_breaker October 15, 2019

dishes

–adjective

1. To be in immediate danger of death or serious bodily harm, directly related to a bad situation.

"Done, like dishes."

"If that face avalanches right now, we're all dishes!"

Derived from the quote "Dishes are done, man!" from the movie "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead."

by soulman9 November 28, 2009

dishonest media

n. Any and all TV networks or online newspapers that share information which one personally finds unfavorable. Despite the use of the term "dishonest," the referenced media outlets often just distribute facts.

(See also: liberal media)

The dishonest media is totally biased against Donald Trump!

by surprisebxtch January 22, 2017

dishonorably discharging

AN ACTION THAT THAT THE WOMAN SAY TO GET PUSSY FUCKED

Oh i hope i get dishonorably discharging

by Flopydiskeh March 29, 2017

Dashen

Describes a person with passion for sex filled with love and lust.

The person is usually a gentleman but lets his inner demons takes over in the bedroom.

Girl 1: Last night I had a Dashen spend the night at my house.

Girl 2: Wow. You are so lucky!

by HonoraryAdvisor March 27, 2019

booten disken

1.A dude with a large shaft
2.Brandon Wade's attempt to speak german
3.A word only l337 ppl can say

Ach! Mein computren isnt worken! Getten sie ein Booten Disken!

I prod you with Das Booten Disken Directors Cut

A:/Driven Erroren....Booten Disken Nicht Gefunden

by 501 Helpren February 3, 2004

special dispensation

When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.

'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010