mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.

Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!

by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010

Dixie Disaster

Modern Day Hoee!!!!

Omg that Dixie Disaster is flirting with my boyfriend!
:O

by My stuff. June 12, 2008

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

disasterfuck

to defeat something/someone very badly.

Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!

by anonymousb April 10, 2008

Arabian Dishwasher

When your female companion cums, you take a sponge and suck it up. You then shove the sponge into your female companion's face.

I gave that bitch an arabian dishwasher last night.

by Elliot k. November 5, 2006

disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

by Tom V February 6, 2007

Mobile Dishwasher

A woman.

or

More specifically a good well kept woman.

Man: I have a wife that stays at home, makes me supper, irons my pants, tends to the kids and jerks me off when im stressed out. Gosh do I love her.
Mobile Dishwasher: Honey, I'm done washing your clothes. What would my superior master wish of me to do now.
Man: The possibilities are endless...

by Bib Bobby Jonez December 8, 2005