A workout performed by vain, mostly homosexual men immediately prior to an event where one's looks are important, e.g. an outing at a nightclub or day at the beach. The objective of a disco workout is to pump up your muscles so that you look your best for the event; it is done purely for cosmetic effects and not for any health or strength benefits.
"Bruce and Alejandro knew they were going to the beach later that day, so they squeezed in a disco workout that morning so that they'd look good in their speedos."
by Rabozicus December 18, 2009
Man 1: Dude, did you have sex with that girl last night while 5 feet away from me?
Man 2: No, it was all just hands really.
Man 1: Oh so you just Disco DJ'ed her?
Man 2: Yup
Man 2: No, it was all just hands really.
Man 1: Oh so you just Disco DJ'ed her?
Man 2: Yup
by VelkaHemingway February 13, 2022
by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006
by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003
This is a phenomenon where a woman wearing white,summer weight shorts or pants carries a certain brand of cell phone that displays blinking, multi-colored lights,when ringing,in a front pocket (next to her minge). When receiving an incoming call,her camel-toe area lights up like a carnival ride. It is very funny and freaky to observe.(especially in a grocery store)
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
by JerseyKate March 29, 2005
What people yell when they see those group of "people" that call themselves "Panic! at the Disco". They also call that stuff that they make "music", when all they really do is sob about how they're life sucks worse than everybody else's and how they can never get laid. They dress like girls in their music videos because the teenie boppers think it's "cool".
If Faggot! at the Disco really wants to know what it's like for life to suck, they should go live in the ghetto. Give them one hour there, and they'll cut themselves to death.
by mcpee pants June 04, 2006