Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Dog Dick Cheese Breath

Someone with stank ass breath.

Kevin has dog dick cheese breath.

by flippin pham March 23, 2023