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Delivery Panic

When you call a restaurant to order for delivery and panic once the person picks up the phone and can't seem to tell them what you want. Instead your adrenaline starts to rush and you begin to stutter.
RING RING
Pizza Box, How may I help you?

Uhhh Ummm eh! You got food there?

Yeah yeah we got food. WHat do you want!

Umm!!! Uhhh! Lemme write it down and call you back.

Click

Darn, I wasn't ready for the trick questions. I had a "Delivery Panic."
by Fat Pizza guy June 29, 2011
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Small Animal And China Delivery

An event that is so perfect, it brings a tear to your eye.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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Special Delivery Spooger

Special Delivery Spooger (pn).

A character from 'Fanta Claus Is Comin', a sick parody on the internet of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town', where names are changed and the animated things screw, and spew forth fluids, a lot.

The earlier person who defined some of his lines was wrong. What he actually said was, 'Oh, Robot Chicken and Denis Leary and Comedy Central too, have used my ideas for TV shows all produced by Jews. But why the fk should I even care 'cause imitation's a form of flattery? Well I made the world laugh, well most of it, and that's what's important to me.' It is Denis Leary because he had a show and those other things are shows. Denis Lilian nor Dennis Lilly or Denis Lillee did not have shows.
Special Delivery Spooger.

The character is the Mailman from the cartoon only he's turned into a drunk sicko who knocks out an old lady and does her, and also craps all over the mail he's not supposed to open.
by denislilleefan November 21, 2011
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delivery boy

a rapper, some one who can deliver disses easily when he raps
Yo MC Vodka is a real delivery boy when he freestyles
by Santi el Magnifico September 12, 2004
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cock delivery

This phrase is most commonly used and was created when sitting in the back seat of a car. In order to use successfully the phrase must be accompanied with a swift smack to the back of the head of anyone sitting in the front seats of the car, preferably not the driver as this could result in a dangerous situation.
Ding Dong, Cock Delivery (in coordination with a smack in the back of the head)
by JD December 23, 2004
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special delivery

When you give it, it being anything good, outstanding, or great, to someone.
Guy1: You fuck that girl last night?
Guy2: Yeah, I gave it to her special delivery

Guy1: Fuck you nigga! You want beef?
Guy2: *punches the hell out of guy1* !Special Delivery!
by e1337ness July 29, 2005
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Pizza Delivery

one where the deliver-er picks up L.Carrrrrr and the drive far away and the driver recieves a little somethin somethin over the male gentalia area from L.Carrrrr resulting in satisfaction.
Lykeeee do you want to make a pizza delivery? Like bitch get in my carrr.
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