Derrick Celestino

some WHACK wannabe gangster that wishes he was cooler than denette. =)

augh, look at Derrick Celestino.

by moronic December 22, 2004

Derrick

an asshole who thinks only of himself. someone who does not understand the meaning of friendship, who takes people for granted, and will do anything for his own instant gratification.

He's just another Derrick, don't waste you're time!

by any girl who knows him January 4, 2009

derricked

another word for stealing, made up by some dumbass who thinks he's cool

I derricked some abercrombie today!

by byc March 30, 2008

Derrick

Complete zombie loving human being and has a bigger dick than most brandons. also uses the word "word" in every agreement. Is also the biggest asshole in the world.

derrick is so fucking cool. word.

by bladezeta January 4, 2010

Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.

Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.

by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011

Derpistanian

A person from the village of Derp

John is clearly Derpistanian.

by MrNeek August 28, 2011

Derick Chan

Derick Chan is the most annoying dude he steals your stuff but he is kind an nice :)

you:hey Derick Chan why did you steal my car
Derick Chan:oh so sorry here have money and the car back
you:thanks

by temmieflakes69 June 23, 2019