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Pellet Smoker Delusional Disorder

A condition of someone who believes that a pellet smoker has any ability to produce BBQ. In other words, a person who has no ability to cook BBQ like a real man, and needs the BBQ equivalent of an electric wheel chair to cook. Also known as "PSDD", or better served as an over priced boat anchor.
Both Matt and White Rice are suffering from pellet smoker delusional disorder because they honestly believes that their POS can produce anything remotely close to BBQ.
by GPStone July 4, 2020
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delision

A state of delicious delusion, instigated by the sudden intake of too much food of superb taste.
After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.
by ialmostthewholepost October 16, 2013
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risky decisions

Something that grav3yardgirl makes a lot of, specifically while using the "Safe Sip".
"So behind me, I have many................ risky decisions."
by grav3yardgirl November 25, 2016
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Bad Decisions

Making bad decisions everyday is a lifestyle. Make the bad decisions but dont let them make you. Always try to do da bad tings with da bad people. Anyone that isnt doing bad things has to be SUCKED IN.
Pitbull: yo make some bad decisions
Bad decisioner 1: ok im gonna go get bombed and i aint coming home tonight.
Bad decisioner 2: i just chopped down a tree
Bad decisioner 3: my birth was a bad decision. Im good fam
by Joooeejoee August 15, 2019
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Delusionist

People who see ghosts, believe in gods, or generally have unverifiable visions.
Look at all of those delusionists waiting for their turn to go to hell.
by Lord Snarebottom November 19, 2010
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delusionist

A person who lives in a fantasy world where all constructs are a manifestation of his own delusions, lies and fabrications. One who has no grip on reality ans lives a life full of lies. Often propelled to falsely accuse and judge people, mixing his own twisted perception of his reality. He believes he is superior to everyone else and creates havoc and destruction in other people's livesfor his own self fish entertainment and pleasure. Pain equals pleasure for him. Another's pain that is. Especially people who are happy. The happiest he feels is when he is th cause of hurt and destruction I another's life. A truly unstable, mentally unstable and dangerous human being. Has no capacity to love. Obsession is not love. Obsession leads to destruction. Love leads to passion and happiness. This is something the delusionist will never understand
Delusionist equals a menace to the goodness of humanity
by love_maiden July 13, 2014
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delusional

Someone who beleives something to be true, when that something can be empirically proved to be nonexistent or otherwise incorrect. A snippet from an e-mail follows:

i recently lost my job and all my belonings do to being hospitail lised with the va .I HAVE HADE 7 BLIEDINGS IN THE PAS 3 -4 YEAR I WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN FOR MY LIVE i found this site very intresting and wood like very much try and find some covert in the study of ariail if you could help me be a member it wood mean so much to me your va patient patrick

Ilive in a travel trailer and have for 4 years sents my first bleed its been down heal from their my email thank you for your time it really goes faster thin you thank

This snippet is presented unedited, except for the e-mail address, which has been excised to protect privacy - and delusion. As you can plainly tell, the person here has suffered greatly from "BLIEDINGS" - which we think is synonymous with "bleedings" which would make this person delusional, as people (including stigmatics) do not spontaneously bleed. This person also thinks he can find comfort from his "BLIEDINGS" in studying aerial photos. You may notice that the phrase used is "find some covert", which indicates that this person may in fact be using aerial photos to conduct covert missions from the comfort of his VA hospital bed.

Whatever he's looking for, I certainly hope he finds it.
It is plainly obvious that "patrick" is delusional.
by The Wry Wordsmith September 8, 2008
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