Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
by Dark Souls Sucka December 6, 2012
Get the Mexican Delightmug. n. the sex act (fucking)
Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Up until about 1950 in small town America, business and shops often closed for lunch from 12 to 2 and the merchant (man) went home for lunch. It didn't take two hours to eat, so a little afternoon delight became a part of the routine between 12 and 2.
Honey, have dinner (as the noon meal was called then) on the table when I get there. We're gonna eat fast and spend the rest of the time in a little afternoon delight.
by Richard Black April 20, 2005
Get the afternoon delightmug. by samson c November 24, 2006
Get the breezy delightmug. A drink mixed with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum and Sunny Delight.
This actually taste like creamsicle!
It's amazing
This actually taste like creamsicle!
It's amazing
by Highzzy November 22, 2007
Get the Rum Delightmug. Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.
Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.
Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.
Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.
by James'taint June 15, 2011
Get the Stoner's Delightmug. When a man reaches the point of orgasm and ejaculates on his partners "rolls" of fat. Resembling cinnamon rolls.
by Kinko's October 1, 2010
Get the Baker's Delightmug. A specific workout done on a bench/machine in which the user moves only the body-- from the waist up-- in quick downward motions, working out the abs. It simultaneously satisfies and titilates the pope, cardinals, and assorted clergy.
by Kneegrowmancer October 25, 2007
Get the Papal Delightsmug.