Dr Evil

A hell funny dude played by another hell funny dude, Mike Myers!

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

How bout NO, you crazy dutch bastard

F-R-I-C-K-I-N. I-D-I-O-T. With a frick frick here and a frick frick there. here a frick there a frick, everywhere a frick frick. Dr Evil had a sub, filled with FRI-CKEN IDIOTS!

Everyone in this sub who's not a frickin idiot, take one step forward. not so fast, everyone who is in this sub.

by gracie May 1, 2005

dr phil

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.

John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!

by me? February 14, 2006

Dr. Rabbit

A furry purple dentist wanted on six continents for murder, pedophilia, molestation, exhibitionism, kidnapping, possession of marijuana and other illicit substances, possession of child pornography, racial discrimination, abuse of animals, theft of a valuable artifact (a rocket) from the Smithsonian Museum, theft of a bicycle, piloting a hot-air balloon without a lisence, and illegaly practicing dentistry. Known to go by the aliases of Anthromorphic Surgeon and Professor Lepus. Last seen visiting a soapland with Mama Luigi.

Dr. Rabbit: And now, let's have buttsex!
Asian kid: Huh?
Dr. Rabbit: It's okay, everyone! Everybody has sex with children!
North American kid: Really??!
Dr. Rabbit: Yes! (turns off light) Oh, baby! Oh, baby!

by All Knower September 26, 2008

Dr. Pepper

As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth.

gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.

by dj gs68 October 14, 2003

Dr. Feelgoods

The doctors who simply prescibe medicines instead of finding the real ailment.

The Dr. Feelgoods gave me a handful of prescriptions today..

by Imperial1931 October 31, 2005

Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Dr. Garran

A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.

A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"

by blackprincess January 15, 2010