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Dr Evil

A hell funny dude played by another hell funny dude, Mike Myers!
What's long and hard and full of seamen?

How bout NO, you crazy dutch bastard

F-R-I-C-K-I-N. I-D-I-O-T. With a frick frick here and a frick frick there. here a frick there a frick, everywhere a frick frick. Dr Evil had a sub, filled with FRI-CKEN IDIOTS!

Everyone in this sub who's not a frickin idiot, take one step forward. not so fast, everyone who is in this sub.
by gracie May 1, 2005
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dr phil

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.
John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!
by me? February 14, 2006
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Dr. Rabbit

A furry purple dentist wanted on six continents for murder, pedophilia, molestation, exhibitionism, kidnapping, possession of marijuana and other illicit substances, possession of child pornography, racial discrimination, abuse of animals, theft of a valuable artifact (a rocket) from the Smithsonian Museum, theft of a bicycle, piloting a hot-air balloon without a lisence, and illegaly practicing dentistry. Known to go by the aliases of Anthromorphic Surgeon and Professor Lepus. Last seen visiting a soapland with Mama Luigi.
Dr. Rabbit: And now, let's have buttsex!
Asian kid: Huh?
Dr. Rabbit: It's okay, everyone! Everybody has sex with children!
North American kid: Really??!
Dr. Rabbit: Yes! (turns off light) Oh, baby! Oh, baby!
by All Knower September 26, 2008
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Dr. Pepper

As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth.
gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.
by dj gs68 October 14, 2003
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Dr. Feelgoods

The doctors who simply prescibe medicines instead of finding the real ailment.
The Dr. Feelgoods gave me a handful of prescriptions today..
by Imperial1931 October 31, 2005
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dr sheldon

Only word in their vocabulary is um
“What we doing today dr sheldon
“Um”
by Drsheldonmyg September 22, 2019
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Dr Stranger

Taking the original stranger to the next level and particularly applicable to Marvel fans.

You will need a piece of red cloth or cloak to symbolise the cloak of levitation.
Lean on your arm until completely numb as you normally would when attempting a stranger.

Once numb, fully wrap your hand in the "cloak of levitation" and begin the deed.
As in the Dr Strange film, it will seem the cloak is very helpful in these dangerous situations and will navigate you and yours to safety.
Upon completion simply discard the offending cloak/cloth and blame the multiverse.
Dr Strange: Horny AF I am but the ol' digits aren't quite able to grasp the big fella just yet. Any chance cloaky?

Cloak of levitation: *wrap and whack. I am the Dr Stranger
by ToeKnee Jee March 14, 2021
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